Bad, Dumb, & Awkward Tattoos

Lots of people get tattoos these days and there are a lot of them that look really, really cool; but sometimes there are people who just do not get it. Have you ever been walking down the street or been somewhere and seen someone with a tattoo and wondered, "What were they thinking?" Well, I have seen some of the worst tattoos you can imagine.

          The absolute worst tattoo I have ever seen was of a body-builder having intercourse with earth. Yes, a tattoo of a man having sexual intercourse with the earth. I do not know why this man thought this tattoo was a good idea. I can imagine his message with the tattoo is that the “has his way with the world” so to speak but there is a much, much better way to convey that message, even in tattoo form, than to get this particular tattoo. The only saving grace here is that the tattoo was on the back of the man so he could at least cover it with a shirt, forever. And if you are wondering if you can see the man's genitalia, yes, yes you can. There is detail. I hope this guy definitely gets some laser tattoo removal because that tattoo is just not going to fly when he takes his shirt off. 

      Another terrible tattoo I saw was of a woman who had "DRAKE" tattoo'd on her forehead. In big, block lettering. You can be a big fan of someone or have a relationship with someone but to post that on your forehead is not the best idea. If the woman plans on having a job that can actually take her somewhere, she will have to get some serious tattoo removal. 

       Have you ever seen a man with an ice cream cone tattoo'd on him? Well I did some tattoo removal work on a man who decided to get a big ice cream cone tattoo on his stomach/chest. While this tattoo is not necessarily graphic nor terribly stupid, it was a definite mistake. 

      Another terrible tattoo I have seen was on a man who decided to turn his head into a skull via tattoo. Yes, he actually had a tattoo so his face looked like a skull, not just a tattoo of a skull on his face.  Obviously, this tattoo can not be covered up with any clothing unless he wears a mask. What makes it worse is that the tattoo removal for this would be more painful since it is on the face and near sensitive areas such as eyes and lips (although he would wear protective goggles).

      Twilight, is this really something you want tattoo'd on your body? What about having the first dvd cover tattoo'd on your body? There was a woman who decided to get this done. The worst thing about it was that it was large enough to cover her back. 

      There are so many bad life decisions out there and the sad thing is, there will be more; however, you can help reduce the numbers by thinking ahead and planning your tattoo before you get one. Think about what it will be, where it will be, and how you will look with it. If you do not think about your tattoo very carefully, you can end up getting some laser tattoo removal.